Voldie's Horcrux

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gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

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compromisedanalintegrity:

daeneryus:

feariess:

Taylor gives a fan $90 while in Central Park, NYC

disvalue:

all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

sweetfucktory:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”

When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R

WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this

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rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

Peter Capaldi drinking water [part 1/2]
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am I really reblogging this man drinking water I JUST LIKE HIM YA KNO

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actual conversation i had today

dont-be-mads-its-fiennes:

friend: CeCe, I found the perfect guy for you!

me: Is he 51?

friend: ……….. what? no.

me: K. Call me when you find Ralph Fiennes.

jackadorian:

My little sister took a picture of my older sister taking a picture of me taking a picture of my mom taking a selfie.

doctor who is a story of… [insp]

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Ralph Fiennes as Alec Beasley in Salting the Battlefield

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