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dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

erenislevisonly:

teenjalex:

I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.

After three hours I just want to go back home and just curl on the bed and cry

the boston tea party

  • usa: oh look at all this tea
  • england: NO
  • usa: it would be a shame
  • england: amerICA NO
  • usa: if something
  • england:
  • usa: were to
  • england:
  • england:
  • england:
  • usa: happen

httpshikari:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

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When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

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when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark artsimage

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

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(Source: spazztastic-muffin)

bringinglexiback:

the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs

man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you

(Source: based2pac)

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

- Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

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shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

agents-of-tardis:

sixpenceee:

PREHISTORIC SHARK: MEGALODON

Megalodon is an extinct species of shark that lived 1.5 million years ago and as you can probably tell from the above pictures it was HUGE, here are some few facts

  • It’s teeth were over 7 inches long
  • It’s bite can deliver from 10.2-18.6 tons of force, enough to crush a prehistoric whale’s skull like a grape
  • It feasted on prehistoric whales, dolphins, squids, fish, and even giant turtles 
  • It’s fossils have been found all over the world
  • No one knows why it went extinct

SOURCE

I watched a documentary on this thing in like, 3rd grade and I’ve been afraid of the ocean ever since.

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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(Source: friendlymoose)

clitorito:

The last one

(Source: pleatedjeans)

pulchraimagines:

Ralph Fiennes images

pulchraimagines:

Ralph Fiennes images

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